![]() ![]() ![]() Poser DJs are compelled to look like they are always doing something, even when there is nothing that needs to be done. Moving Knobs That Don't Need to be Moved and/or Playing With an Unplugged Mixer They also make you look like a pretentious poser. Who told you that having your own logo - with a shitty design, nonetheless - will make you a better DJ? Logos don't compensate for bad taste, style, and lack of DJing skills. ![]() "Oh, I'm a care provider for drug addicts I do some dancing, accounting, painting, prostitution, and – oh – did I mention I'm a DJ? Well, it's just something I do on the side as a hobby." said Seth Troxler to Pitchfork.Īny douchebag DJ that commissions someone to design a logo for him does not deserve to be living amongst us. He brought it on himself when he decided to call himself a DJ. Don't you know that real DJs never call themselves DJs? The really good ones hardly ever admit to being DJs in the first place they will go on about everything else they do and then throw DJing in at the very end. This DJ is better off left alone to his own doom. Any DJ that takes time out of his day to record his name on an intro tack cannot be a real DJ - real DJs are lazy pieces of talented shits who will never do anything more than play music.Īny DJ that uses the term DJ before his name is not confident in his skills as a DJ and feels the need to make sure people know what he does. Beats headphones are known for their ridiculously loud maximum volume we hope you accidentally turn the cue knob to max and blow your ear drums.ĭJs that use an intro track with their name in it do not deserve to live. He is buying them to use in his behind-the decks-posing. Your t-shirt should read "DJ Fuck Face Poser."Ī DJ that pays the ridiculous price tag on any of the Beats available in the market surely isn't buying them for their unique DJ skill-enhancing capabilities - not that they possess any in the first place. No real DJ gets his name printed on a t-shirt – only posers do that shit. You should know that any DJ that has his name on his t-shirt is a poser. Blow the whistle on his ass by telling the management. Signs to look out for? If you spot the DJ with his hands in the air and a mix happens. It is not easy to spot a DJ playing a pre-recorded set – it requires a highly trained poser DJ spotter and some ear-eye coordination. So, without any more jibber jabber, we present you with 10 poser DJs to look out for at parties. We save you the eardrum damage, countless hours of flights, and millions of dollars spent in our continuous pursuit of that ever-fleeting peak moment. ![]() Between all of us at the SceneNoise team, we managed to punch in close to 12 million hours in attendance of live DJ sets. The information we are about to dispense was attained by us after years and years of attending DJ parties all over the world, from David Guetta to Ricardo Villalobos. We’re here to teach you the lessons needed in order to spot a poser DJ. We hate poser DJs they are shitting on those who take their job seriously and actually put in the huge amount of effort needed to create a great DJ set. Some do DJ, but do it for the fame and honeys, and are hence also considered to be posers. If you’re into Electronic music, chances are you have attended a party with a DJ before and will attend many more in the future, or you are a veteran of the scene and hence already know that a lot of these DJs don't really DJ at all – they’re just posing. ![]()
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